嬉皮士 发表于 2009-10-12 19:12:12

中文真伟大!竟然有只能看,不能读的文章!

  1、赵元任《施氏食狮史》
    
      石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时,适十狮适市。是
    时,适施氏适市。氏视是十狮,恃矢势,使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸,适石室。石
    室湿,氏使侍拭石室。石室拭,氏始试食是十狮。食时,始识是十狮,实十石狮
    尸。试释是事。
    
    2、杨富森<<于瑜与余欲渔遇雨>>
    
    
    
    于瑜欲渔,遇余于寓。语余:“余欲渔于渝淤,与余渔渝欤?”
    余语于瑜:“余欲鬻玉,俞禹欲玉,余欲遇俞于俞寓。”
      余与于瑜遇俞禹于俞寓,逾俞隅,欲鬻玉于俞,遇雨,雨逾俞宇。余语于瑜:“余
    欲渔于渝淤,遇雨俞寓,雨逾俞宇,欲渔欤?鬻玉欤?”
      于瑜与余御雨于俞寓,俞鬻玉于余禹,雨愈,余与于瑜踽踽逾俞宇,渔于渝淤。
    
    3、《季姬击鸡记》
    
    
      季姬寂,集鸡,鸡即棘鸡。棘鸡饥叽,季姬及箕稷济鸡。鸡既济,跻姬笈,季姬
    忌,急咭鸡,鸡急,继圾几,季姬急,即籍箕击鸡,箕疾击几伎,伎即齑,鸡叽集几
    基,季姬急极屐击鸡,鸡既殛,季姬激,即记《季姬击鸡记》。
    
    
    
    4、《遗镒疑医》
    
    
      伊姨殪,遗亿镒。伊诣邑,意医姨疫,一医医伊姨。翌,亿镒遗,疑医,以议
    医。医以伊疑,缢,以移伊疑。伊倚.

wxdqq 发表于 2009-10-12 20:13:10

谈何文章?本身就是音韵戏作,说白了就是绕口令罢了。这个赵元任原来就是清华教音韵课的。

lmjny 发表于 2009-10-12 20:15:15

一定是绕口令,相信我

断公子.空我 发表于 2009-10-12 20:51:02

恕我才疏学浅,看不懂。

平儿 发表于 2009-10-12 21:00:38

:L 太无敌啦··

慵懒悠悠 发表于 2009-10-12 21:13:44

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pengte19800928 发表于 2009-10-13 12:28:45

这个估计只能看说了别人听不懂

7899 发表于 2009-10-13 13:48:48

太绕嘴了:time:
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