世界上最强的中国式英文2

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11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足

　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述

　　13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

　　14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

　　15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?

　　小明：I am sorry five!

　　16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

　　要钱没有，要命一条

　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

　　18．you have two down son。你有两下。