外国宅众看完我国庆阅兵式后的反应

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由于缺少图片，请自行回想坦克方阵和女兵方阵……前面有空格的评论是对上一个人的回复。



well better than the US-armies..
but they better don`t mess with europe even with those mass
嘛，看似比美国部队强……但是就算人多也别和欧洲过不去

      no, screw europe, they better not mess with celestial being
      不，滚泥马的欧洲，他们最好别和天人组织过不去




ALL HAIL. You'll all belong to them in a few years.
敬礼。再过几年你们就全是他们的了。




Copy paste, copy paste...
复制粘贴复制粘贴……（指坦克方阵）




Woohoo China! You show off that brightly colored military hardware. Nice job on all the ladies too.
woohoo 中国！你炫耀了那五彩斑斓的军队装备！女士们也很不错。

       Yeah I actually enjoyed watching the whole parade. It was very impressive and I had many fantasies about all the women     soldiers.
       嗯我实际上很享受观看整个阅兵。看上去很帅，而且我对那些女兵幻想了好一阵子。

So many girls in uniform!!!!!!That's the best part about communism!!!!I came!!!
好多制服女生！！这就是GC主义最好的地方！！我身寸了！！！

It sickens me that to think of what this parade must have cost. Funds they could have used for... o I don't know... lifting their people out of poverty maybe.
一想到搞这个东西花了多少钱我就想吐。搞这个的钱本来可以……呃我不知道……解决人口贫困什么的。

         And we could all say the same thing about the US and their extravagant pieces of shit.
         嗯嗯，而且我们可以对美国那些昂贵的几坨屎发出同样的感慨。

         So much for Iraq. LOL. PWNED.
         搞伊拉克搞得太过火了。哈哈哈。你输喽。



is it me or do most of the vehicles seem rather useless? there's one holding 1 missile, then there's one holding 2 missiles, then there's one holding 3 missiles....
我说是我看起来还是说大部分的战车都没啥用？我看到有一个导弹的，两个导弹的，三个导弹的……

        Ok Macross Fag
        好吧好吧你这超时空要塞厨


All I can say is...Dynasty Warriors: Modern Warfare
我想说的是……战国无双：现代战争



obscene as always, i never manage to stop thinking how people are so darn stupid as to support a goverment who
spends money in creating weapons of death instead of feeding it's people
很奇怪的是，我从来都没办法停止思考为什么人民会傻到支持一个花钱制造兵器却不去让民众吃饭的ZF...

          You mean the US?
          你是说米国吗？



Those tanks look like toys or like badly drawn anime >_> who'd fall for 'em really?XD mada mada da ne XD
那些坦克看起来像是玩具或者是低画质动画>_> 谁会真的被那些打败啊？？XD 马达马达捏~

    am i stupid uguuu~GTFO weeaboo fag.
    when the active-laser-defense system of the Type-99 Tank locks on your ass, you wont be able to see your animus anymore.
    enjoy your buttrape.
    我很傻吗？~呜咕~快TM滚蛋吧SB喷子。
    当99式的自律激光防御系统锁定你的屁股的时候，你就再也看不到你的动画画了。
    祝你被爆菊快乐。


Some Americans did underestimated them in Korean war. Americans almost crushed Pyongyang until magically 1million volunteer with bolt action rifles appear in one night and crushed the opposition all the way into South Korea until the lines stabilized at the DMZ.
美国人在朝鲜战争里低估了他们。美国人几乎打垮了平壤，突然一百万的拿着步枪的志愿军如同魔法一般在一夜之间出现，把对手一路打得屁滚尿流打回到南韩，直到三八线在禁战区被划下为止。

           Clearly another WTF moment for the US.
           很明显那是对于美国来说的又一个“卧槽，到底发生了什么事情”的时刻。



Look at that! What a nice target to drop some nukes on...
快看哪！真是核弹的好目标啊！

        not that significant as ur asshole
        没你的菊花好



Nice legs.
好腿。

When I saw all those tanks...I came.
当我看到那些坦克的时候……我身寸了。



All that communism had me seeing red.
那些GC主义让我满眼红色。

         all japs had me seeing white? get it?
         just a lil hit it starts with B......
         那些日本人让我看到白色？明白吗？
         小提示：是个B开头的……(UP主提示：Bukkake)



China
Potential Manpower : 700 Millions
Special Ability :
- World's Heritage : +15% bonus defense to every Chinese structures over 2000 years of age
- The Great Wall : +20% defense against external invasions
- Made in China : Ability to copy any foreign technology. Production cost down by 15%, Overall quality down by 40%
- Eternal Economy of the People : 20% bonus of money received through trades.
- By the Mandate of Heaven, CHINESE ZERG RUSH.

中国
潜在人力：7亿
特殊技能：
- 世界遗产：所有超过2000年的中国古代建筑+15%防御
- 长城：对外敌入侵防御+20%
- 中国制造： 拷贝任何外来技术的能力。生产成本下降15%，质量下降40%
- 人口内需： 交易值增加20%。
- 天命所向：中国虫族人海。

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Those vehicle's camouflage made them look like legos. How cute.
那些军车的伪装简直像乐高玩具。好可爱。

            LEGO CHINA MILITARY THEME!??
            乐高中国军队主题？！

            DO WANT!!!!
            我要！！！


@first pic: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP Yeah communism! (!?)
*对着第一张图片* 撸撸撸撸撸撸撸撸撸  Yeah GC主义！！！(?)

         I came buckets too...
         我知道，我也身寸了好几桶……




果然不愧天下漫友天下基友是一家……
听取建议，为防群嘲给出原地址：

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/20 ... years-of-communism/

估计肯定会有喷子过去，然后两边就喷一起了。所以下限和喷党都尽量自重……
【我什么都不知道】另外此网站大量福利【我什么都不知道】